Blake Shelton Divorce Rumors: "The Voice" Judge Cheating with "Cougar" Cher / Lambert in "Jealous Rage"?

First it was Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert divorce rumors. Then it was Faith Hill and Tim McGraw divorce rumors with a dash of gay. Now we're back to Blake Shelton Miranda Lambert separation hype.

Ahhhh!!!!!!

The drama ensues and we're here reporting.

What's the new angle on the Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert speculation? Apparently 67-year old Grammy-award winning singer Cher is getting in the way of the "Over You" singer and Miranda Lambert's happy southern marriage.

Though many shrug the cheating rumors as just a joke, some sources close to the couple say there might be a little truth.

Cher recently made her The Voice debut as a mentor for one of the performers, and Lambert reportedly warned her husband to "stay away from Cher! That woman's a cougar!" [National Enquirer]

If Lambert is worried about Cher then she couldn't have been happy about Shakira joining the judge panel last season. According to the National Enquirer Blake's wife was in a "jealous rage" when she was announced to be part of the show.

Shakira's small potatoes. Let's get back to Cher.

One source close to the couple says "Miranda knows Cher's a man-eater who likes strapping men in their thirties... She told Blake not to get too close to Cher because of her reputation as a femme fatale."

Look, I know I just wrote 200 words on this topic. Chances are it's all fake. These quotes are probably all out of context. Lambert and Shelton both have a great sense of humore. They were probably just joking around y'all.